Jumpy Mouse Problem

by Rian on January 4, 2011 · 0 comments

in Blog,Learning

I’m feeling stupid right now. If you’re landing here because your having jumpy mouse problems and you’ve decided to do a quick Google search before throwing away yet another mouse… get ready to feel stupid just like me.

Pick up the mouse, turn it upside down, and blow on the sensor. That’ll clean it off and it’ll run just fine and dandy.

I’ve got an entire cupboard full of old keyboard and mouse sets that I gave up on because the mouse started acting up. While I do admit to getting some satisfaction from buying a new set, they aren’t cheap and I can’t believe I never took the time to research the problem before. My current set is less than a year old, and it cost about $150. When the mouse started jumping, it was only minutes before I had my new $300 Bluetooth set picked out in my mind. Then I decided to do a quick search on the problem. It took about 20 seconds to type “jumpy mouse” into Google, find the solution, blow on the mouse, and thump my head on the table. I only hope I can spread the feeling of stupidness along to more people.

PS. As if my wireless set wasn’t happy enough humiliating me over the dust problem, it taunted me again just the other day. When the wireless USB adapter for the mouse/keyboard was plugged in the backspace button would start repeatedly being pressed. This time I did go into Google multiple times to try to find an answer and after days of trying and re-trying to plug in and unplug my wireless USB adapter, blowing like crazy on the bottom of the mouse, and even reinstall my drivers, I had almost decided to go out and buy a new wireless set again. Then I found the answer. I was using the laptop keyboard, while the wireless keyboard was sitting on a shelf on the other side of the room… upside down and resting on the backspace button. *DOH!*

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This problem has bugged me for ages. If you put an image into an email, you never know how it’s going to look when it arrives in someone’s inbox. Depending on what the person is using to get their email and what settings they have turned on, the images could end up as attachments, or as a box with a big red ‘x’, or jumbled up somewhere, or in some very unusual circumstances the images may even show up as you intended.

I decided to sit down once and for all and see if I could come up with a way to make an email signature what looked pretty and would display the same for everyone. After a good half day of experimenting with different types of image links, base64 encoding, and half a dozen CSS approaches, I came up with a solution that involved very basic CSS and TABLES of all things.

Here’s what I came up with, displayed properly in Outlook, Gmail, and iPhone.

Email Signature in OutlookEmail Signature in GmailEmail Signature on iPhone

What I’ve done is created a table with one row and a bunch of square columns. Then I used CSS turn each of those square table cells into an icon for each of little area of the web that I inhabit. Since I couldn’t use images, I was limited to using actual text, font colors and styles, and background colors to try to recreate the graphic. I’m pretty happy with the result, so I thought I’d share it in-case anyone else was looking for this kind of thing. If you want to use it, download the HTML/CSS for this table and pull out the columns you want. I’ve also pasted the html/css at the bottom of this post.

It does display slightly differently in the three instances that I tested above, but at least it all holds together well enough not to look broken. I found on iPhone there is a minimum font size, so that screwed up my fancier 2-row YouTube icon Youtube Email Signature. And Gmail always turns replies into double-spaced paragraphs, so that also messes with it a bit. If you find that this doesn’t work in another program let me know. Or if you have a better solution, I’m all ears!

PS. If your looking for your html email signature file in outlook 2010 so you can edit it, it’s at:
C:\Users\[username]\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Signatures

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